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You’re needed on the bridge sir!

Spaceballs (1987)

Lord Helmet has just notified us that Princess Vespa is in sight and Spaceball One scrpit closing in on her. DINK Dink, dink, dink, dink.

Will you marry me?

Spaceball City, straight ahead. OK, we all know Prince Valium is a pill. But what if it does? Quick, pour it in the emergency tank. There’s the other end. We have the combination. Back to home page. I mean, you know what I mean. On this ship, you’re to refer to me as “idiot,” not “you Captain.


Spaceballs () Movie Script | Subs like Script

Shall I punch it up for you? Bring this guy some Pepto-Bismol! This ship will self-destruct in 20 seconds. You might need it. BARF Yeah, but, you don’t know what she looks like. Hey, hey, watch my helmet. You’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all. A green light beam similar to a light saber.

Please save my daughter. The Schwartz is in you, Lone Starr.

Spaceballs Movie Script

The fairy-tale is over. Today is Princess Vespa’s wedding day. Because l’m a princess, and l have to marry a prince. On a sadder note, Pizza The Hutt, famed half-man, half-pizza, was found dead earlier today in the back seat of his stretch limo Evidently, the notorious gangster became locked in his car and ate himself to death Coming up: No, it’s not what l want.

All right, I’ll pay it.

Now she is mine. He’s lost the princess.

Thanks for your vote! And they’ve already got her in their magnetic beam.


If you’re livin’ in a bubble And you haven’t got a scrit – Hey, where do you think you’re going? You turned off the whole movie. Now you are going to die.

Spaceballs (1987) Movie Script

I already called him, sir. It’s much, much, worse. When will the Princess be married? This is your last chance to push the cancellation button.